How is this anything but awesome?

Yes, these are Star Wars chopsticks (by kotobukiya). I saw them on a blog called That's Hideous, which is normally pretty accurate about relative hideousness of objects. This one baffles me, however, and I am going to start calling the site "You keep your mouth shut about my religion." I'm pretty sure people would get upset if I started making fun of people using crucifix ladles and stations of the cross tea sets.

Of course they are part of a larger collection of Star Wars artifacts (or dining gear, if you prefer the more secular description).

Here is a link to the original site. In case you are afraid to visit the chopsaber page for fear of going crazy from extended exposure to awesome, I will sweeten the pot. The collection includes C3-PO and R2-D2 tumblers (R2 looks more like a highball glass, but whatever).