Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Dear tattooed man with the swastika emblazoned wife-beater,

I saw you at the coffee shop this weekend ordering a Mochasippi®. You were wearing crocs and camouflaged cargo shorts. I also noticed that you had what appeared to be the beginning of a beer gut. Quick question: are you trying to be a stereotype?

Sincerely,
Rene

1 comments:

Josh said...

I guess rather than white power, he was more concerned about the power of his off-white, swiftly approaching sweat-stained yellow garments.

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