Dear Interstate 10 Driver,
How smelly is the interior of your vehicle that it requires not one, not two or even three but four pine tree air fresheners?
What are you doing in there?
Wait a minute. You know? On second thought, don't answer that one.
Sincerely,
René
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Perhaps the driver, like me, demands that all mechanical objects smell like poorly manufactured versions of natural scents. My computer smells like assembly line summer breezes, my shoes like factory made gardenias, and my hair like precision machined eroti-musk, by faberge.
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