Are you actually that angry at every other thing on the road (i.e. things that are supposed to be there)? Does brandishing that cane at us seem, in your rage-muddled brain, an appropriate response to whatever is bothering you?
I have decided to chalk it up to contraindicating "medicines." Cocaine is a medicine, right? What about Drano? The wet stuff in Swiffer Sheets? I am pretty sure Deep-Woods off is ok to huff, as long you chase it with 40 ounces of room temperature St. Ides. Chemistry is hard.
Cordially, which is to say, Godspeed, You Glorious Lunatic! Teach Deep Woods Off a lesson!
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Translation: Last night at about 8 pm, Josh and I were driving down Congress near the Cajun Dome and saw a long-haired figure in the darkness. We could see that the figure was rolling relatively slowly in the lane in a motorized power chair, but couldn't tell whether it was moving toward us or away. I quickly moved into the other lane, and as the headlights reached the figure, we saw that it was a woman with a crazed look in her eye brandishing a long white stick (the kind that blind people use) at oncoming traffic as if she were in a jousting match. Luckily, the car right behind me also had time to change lanes. I was afraid the driver wouldn't see her in time. We called the police. They said they had officers in route.
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