Guest Entry: From the Pacific Northwest

Dear Guy who sits in the cube next to me,

Please do your grooming at home - there's no need to clip your fingernails AT WORK!

The Road

Dear Interstate 10 Driver,

How smelly is the interior of your vehicle that it requires not one, not two or even three but four pine tree air fresheners?

What are you doing in there?

Wait a minute. You know? On second thought, don't answer that one.

Sincerely,

René